The Spruce Goose
"I'll get back to you with a report" - the average word count on a Goose email has been managed down to 624.
Big Goosey packs a vintage V8. Like a fat chick going down a hill, he takes a while to get going but there is no stopping once he does.
It has been suggested that he should "stand up and SPRINT!!!"
Once couldn't hold onto Noize, but now he is the TKM drag car's rear spoiler - even on his 15kg pre-historic steed.
Has the keys to the performance-enhancing cupboard, but like any responsible, ethical scientist, he manages to stave off the endless advances from several genetically handicapped neanderthals within TKM.