The Degenkolb special.

Because TTTs are so inherently boring we've focused on the PornStar of the Peloton - the one - the only

JOHN DEGENKOLB 

A clean cut boy boy of 2012 London Olympics is now the go to man on the tour when it comes to entertaining the ladiez.

Clean Cut and ready for the 2012 Olympiccs

Clean Cut and ready for the 2012 Olympiccs

Born 1989 zie Jermun exploded onto the scene in 2010 winning a stage in the classic Thuringen Rundfahrt  - then backed up his efforts in the Vuelta winning 5 stages 2012, 2 in 2011's Duaphine and 2012 was the overall UCI Europa Tour winner.

SO WHERE DID IT ALL GO SOOOO HORRIBLY WRONG. 
I'm guessing Espanol, on a side road in goat herding country side village, where the only channel available in German was hardcore porn. 

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Below are a selection of classic Johnny Degenknolb.... 

It all started innocently enough, posing here and trusted with a child... 

THEN HE GOT A WIN
and was clearly excited.

 

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And soon after a taste of victory..

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Which he was happy to share with others..... 

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And do it all again..

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Through all this he kept his cool - he didn't go AWOL like a young Australian did a few years ago in Europe. Clearly from good stock, he decided to share his grooming habits with his fellow team mates. Even if he needs the aid of an awkwardly placed couch cushion...

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Johnny is very charitable, with his public awareness work promoting safe sex. 

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For all the naysayers of little Johnny, look beyond the 70's style photo and ill-position crouch shots.

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This man is a pin-up boy for your son and the go to guy for your daughter, just think, this could be your girl on the podium with Johnny about to rip the top of a bottle of Cava.

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So get out there and grow a FELT STACHE

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