THE KING

Forget God.  This man is the one that we all worship.  He was both Adam and Eve of teh TKM Kingdom - this man started it all.  He breaks his men down to nothing but a hollow shell, rids them of all their evil, and then commences the build-up of yet another great Kingsmen.  Packs a sprint on him like a shaken up frozen coke can.  Shaped like an upside down carrot. His breakaways are the stuff of legendary mirth. Like unicorns, and just like unicorns, they aren't real. Unicorns probably like carrots. 

Teh King is a retard

Teh King is socially inept

Teh King is an UPSIDE DOWN CARROT

Teh King has many downfalls

However,

Teh King puts his hand up when others won't

Teh King does not quit

Teh King puts his ring on the road FOR ALL OF YOU

Therefore, 

in honour of teh King

You will let your ring show

You will roll till you spew

You will DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

It is the only way

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